i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.