erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
