Me too!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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