WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Rumble strips road head = magical
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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