does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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