I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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