if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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