I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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She's the barista slut.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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