I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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