So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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