turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Drunk is not a location!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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