Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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