I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize