so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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