I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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