it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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