is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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