When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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