Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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