So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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