so let's talk penis.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
NoShamevember. You game?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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