ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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