I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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