Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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