Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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