Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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