I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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