Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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