Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Farmville is her only friend.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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