I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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