no. you can't hotbox the world.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
How's work?
Spinning.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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