She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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