I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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