Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
worst night to have a conscience
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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