dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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