he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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