Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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