using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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