i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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