I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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