I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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