so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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