Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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