Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
