I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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