Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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