So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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