Where did you get a picture of my penis
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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