i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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