school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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