Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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