Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize